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Stranger: HELP! RACCOONS TOOK MY PENIS!

Stranger: you're just a reeses cup.
Stranger: I WILL FREAKING EAT YOU
Stranger: OMM NOM NOM

You: hi
You: your a pervert
Stranger: nah
Stranger: im not
You: really?
Stranger: foreal bro
You: your the first
Stranger: i know, like everyone on this site is a perv

You: man
You: wtf
You: i love you boobs
Stranger: lolwat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Ruffian]

Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: TITS OR GTFO
You: Manboobs count?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Are you a womyn?
Stranger: no, I'm a woman?
You: Why the fuck are you on the computer?
You: Go make me my fucking sammich.
Stranger: I would if you could spell sandwich.
You: Don't give me no backtalk bitch.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: heey
You: Hey.
You: Would you like to buy some girlscout cookies?
Stranger: omg how old are you
You: Approximately twelve.
Stranger: omg , i cant trust tht
Stranger: lol , why are u asking here
You: That's irrelevant. Buy a box or the teddy bear gets it.
Stranger: uhh
Stranger: i rather go with the teddy bear gets it
You: Cruel cold-hearted satanic demon.
Stranger: noo
Stranger: i was a girl scout
Stranger: it effing boring
Stranger: i like thin mints
You: Not if you cooperate.
Stranger: besides , girl scout cookies arent even on sale right now
Stranger: its in the spring,
You: Cooperate and there will be no accidents. Buy a box of this shit I'm selling.
Stranger: they sell cookie sin the spring
You: That's where you're from.
Stranger: oh you feisty huh
You: I'm adorable and if you refuse to buy a box I'll cry.
Stranger: aww sorry i cant
You: A tear is forming. Your mind still has time to be changed.
Stranger: sorry noo
You: That'll be $500.
Stranger: LOL , NO
Stranger: sorry
You: If you want a better excuse not to buy chocolates, I'll sell you one for $501.

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wow the first one is really funny.

i think i had that same person on the second one. he kept asking for a sammich.


i wonder if its possible to lower the character restriction forjust the spam and chat section... most likely

 

[Equin0x]

#1 Pretty lame lol

Stranger: hey im a girl
You: hello
Stranger: m or f?
You: im extra man
Stranger: lol nice
Stranger: where are u from babe?
You: if your a girl
You: why are you on the computer shouldnt you be cleaning something?
Stranger: wow cmon
Stranger: im a girl not a slave
You: make me toast
You: with butter
Stranger: are u french?
You: and chocolate warm milk
You: with a bannana on the side
Stranger: no, u make all this
You: you, your the girl
Stranger: cos im just a girl on computer
You: or you say you are
Stranger: and u are just a lazy boy
You: no proof you female
You: type faster omg
Stranger: fuck u i dont have to prove anything to u
You: yea you do im in the cia
Stranger: and i dont hjave to do aything to do as well
You: CIA
Stranger: so.....?
Stranger: r u gonna arrest me?
You: im having my eye on you i know what youve been doing
You: *5 hours later*
Stranger: what have i been doing?
You: you know it
Stranger: lets have a normal chat
You: just chillax for a while
Stranger: can it be?
You: what can it be your thinking
You: *years later*
Stranger: I WANNA KNOW WHERE R U FROM
You: OMG THATS SOME FUCKING PEDOPHILE ASS STATUS!!! *hides*
You: im from usa
Stranger: wow i thought u were french
You: please dont kill/rape/torture/steal me
You: french?
Stranger: yea
You: are you fucking blind?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: frenches say girls have to be slave
Stranger: well im brazilian anyway
Stranger: and i wont rape/kill..... u
You: if you were old enough youd know all of this was a joke
You: *sighs*
You: are you in brazzers since ur brazilian?
Stranger: yes
Stranger:
You: she me a vid
Stranger: well ill disconnect, fuck u anyway

#2 LOL

Stranger: hey how are you?
You: que?

#3 Bored

Stranger: Hey Hey XD asl? 14 uk m
You: hi
You: what are you some kind of pedo?
Stranger: no sir
Stranger: :/
You: i didnt need your damn info
Stranger: well, im very sorry
You: alright then
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: ooohhhh
Stranger: i went there
You: wtf is asl dont be throwing racial slurs around nigger
Stranger: you dont know what asl is?
Stranger: Age, Sex, location
You: im not comfterfuckingble with sharing that type of identity
Stranger: no problemo
You: dont try to insist i know everybody loves me
Stranger: i love you
You: OMG PEDO STATUS!!!!
You: *hides*
Stranger: S'wrong wich?
Stranger: *wichu
Stranger: *wanks*
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: im so sorry
You: go make me tuna sammich
Stranger: okay
Stranger: *gives*
Stranger: there ya go
You: i dont have it
Stranger: look harder
You: i live here send it by air mail 611 fermington rd.
Stranger: okay7
Stranger: *mails*
You: 611 Fermington Rd, 06897, Hartford, Connecticut
You: cmon i want it now
You: hurry up